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These are some lies we made up about Edon.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft was witnessed in Edon Community Park at night hiding a body by a large rock.
The phantom of a guy wearing a police force uniform has repeatedly been distinguished late in the night floating along on Bear Creek.
A colossal ape is frequently seen taking a rest at a coffee table in an Edon flat smoking a cigar.
An alien vacationer from outer space is known to have been noticed on frequent instances marching through a building in Edon.
A Yeti may regularly be noticed by Browns Recreation Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the water.
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Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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