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These are some lies we made up about Edison.
A space alien from the cosmos was seen at Dogwood Valley Camp Lake Dam after midnight enjoying the scenery.
An extraterrestrial was witnessed in Mount Gilead State Park before dawn hurling pieces of wood.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer has often been made out in an Edison secondary school in the early morning hours before sunrise marching the halls.
A giant marmoset is often seen in a residence in close proximity to Edison.
A big creepy beast has been said to have been spotted on several occasions floating down Bee Run at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Edison
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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