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These are some lies we made up about Eaton.
A cyclop can be made out often in Fort Saint Clair State Park at night appearing menacing.
A very large salamander is now and then noticed at Cross Pond Dam around midnight staring wrathfully at the eye witness.
A space invader has allegedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions looking at folks in an Eaton residence through a door crack.
An alien voyager from space has often been made out in a deserted area near Eaton.
The phantom of a bound up female is regularly observed trying to get cars to stop along a gloomy highway near Eaton.
A large chilling ogre is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances drifting along on Dixon Branch late in the night.
A massive beaver may be made out frequently slurping diesel from a gas pump at a refueling station in Eaton.
A colossal budgerigar is once in a while seen searching for a shoe in Whitewater Memorial State Park outside the park headquarters.
A female having
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the head of a goblin has supposedly been made out on frequent occasions walking a Terrier before sunrise on a murky Eaton road. Based on what the residents say, this ghost may perhaps be a celebrated yesteryear resident of Eaton. In any event, it undeniably is a menacing ghost that you don't want to meet around midnight.
A very large ground
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hog may every so often be seen looking through trailer windows in Eaton very late at night.
The ghost of a man with half his head lost was distinguished watching TV in an Eaton living room late at night. The onlooker was terrified and ran off.
The ghost of a young-looking female in a bloody dress appeared on an Eaton residential street on a dark night. The ghost didn't appear to be worried by the viewers.
A headless female emerged hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Eaton. When the phantom was perceived it faded away into the thin air. A lot of folks who live here claim this phantom is perhaps the struggling phantom of a local person who used to live here in Eaton. No matter what, this is an unpleasant phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to come across.
The ghost of an 11 foot huge giant was distinguished gazing at a guy slumbering in a bed in a flat in Eaton. The ghost was ingested by the thin air after being noticed. No matter what people verbalize, it's a frightening phantom that you
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Ghost Sightings From Eaton
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Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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