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These are some lies we made up about East Liberty.
A huge donkey may every so often be made out terrifying people in Flat Branch.
An extremely large reindeer was witnessed pushing orbs about in Hadley Bottom very late at night.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object showed up looking menacing at Appleseed Ridge Lake Number One Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy was noticed fly fishing from the water's edge of Appleseed Ridge Lake Number One on a dark night.
A medusa came into sight looking wrathfully at the eye witness in Valley Hi Ski Area before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From East Liberty
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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