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These are some lies we made up about Eastlake.
The ghost of a young air force pilot is rumored to have been observed on one or two instances flinging pebbles into the stream at Chagrin River on a dark night.
Goldilocks can regularly be witnessed scraping out a crack at the water at Elk Point.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be perceived very frequently by an old woman camping at a campground close to Eastlake.
A colossal cow has occasionally been seen in Bellflower Park very late at night covering a corpse by a large boulder.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy is occasionally perceived resting on a stool in a trailer in Eastlake.
A female with a sea-green face can every now and then be noticed underneath a frightening lofty tree in A B Williams Memorial Woods glugging down paint. A resident asserts that this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Eastlake many years ago.
A man having an axe in his head was witnessed
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smoking a pipe by Moss Point. When observed the ghost came within reach of the viewer who then ran off.
Genghis Khan appeared up on the top of Gildersleeve Mountain reading a book.
A space man from another part of the galaxy was noticed strolling from home to home late in the night on an Eastlake residential street.
An extremely
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large lynx became visible taking a rest at a coffee table in an Eastlake home.
The ghost of a mail carrier was noticed in a secluded spot close to Eastlake. There have been additional accounts concerning this ghost in the neighborhood.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft was seen shouting in Cleveland Lakefront State Park outside the park headquarters.
An ET from planet Pluto has regularly been made out walking down a gloomy highway outside Eastlake.
An extremely large marten is often spotted dispatching a parcel at an Eastlake post office.
Frankenstein's Monster is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two occasions shining a lamp right by Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area.
A gigantic bat can be made out very frequently articulating into the night as if someone in addition was in attendance.
A large chilling beast is sometimes observed walking a Saint Bernard late in the night on a murky Eastlake avenue.
A man's body with the head of a dog may from time
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to time be noticed watching TV in an Eastlake living room at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Eastlake
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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