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These are some lies we made up about Dublin.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer has every now and then been made out in the rear seat of a VW by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror at night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world has purportedly been made out on a few occasions raking leaves in the back yard of a flat in Dublin.
An ET from deep space was noticed having a seat on a couch in a trailer in Dublin.
A very large bat materialized by Brookside Country Club Lake Dam very late at night staring at the water.
An army outfit marching about with no body in it was perceived annihilating a book beneath a lamppost in Dublin. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the witness.
A huge gila monster was distinguished guzzling blood from a mug in a row boat on Griggs Reservoir.
Julius Ceasar was distinguished in Antrim Park before sunrise burying a dead body by a big boulder.
A huge turtle has often been perceived dragging a cadaver from the
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ice cold water of Adena Brook around midnight.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is regularly observed staring across Kileville Post Office late in the night.
The phantom of a civil war fighter has been said to have been observed on several instances wandering from residence to residence very late at night on a Dublin
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lane.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos can regularly be seen taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Dublin mobile home.
A space alien from space may be seen frequently at A.W. Marion State Park sniveling.
The phantom of a guy having words engraved into his leg has from time to time been distinguished in a secluded zone right next door to Dublin. A local person declares that this phantom is that of a local person who had a home here in Dublin some decades ago. In any case, this is an unsympathetic ghost that is better not disturbed.
A Triceratops is occasionally seen hitch-hiking down a gloomy highway next to Dublin.
The phantom of a severely mangled hunter hauling a dead bear has supposedly been made out on numerous occasions posting a letter at a Dublin post office.
The ghost of a young-looking woman with a wire around her neck can now and then be spotted conversing into the thin air as if somebody besides was in attendance. One of the locals definitely alleges that this ghost takes pleasure
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in scaring foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Dublin.
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Ghost Sightings From Dublin
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Ghost Sightings From Dublin
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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