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These are some lies we made up about Dola.
The phantom of an aircraft pilot may be spotted often gripping a cranium by Hog Creek Marsh. According to the local residents, this phantom is in all probability the undead phantom of a local person who used to live here in Dola.
A massive addax has every now and then been observed by Cessna Creek howling.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack holding a big axe is once in a while made out walking through a flat outside Dola. Regardless of what, it certainly is a bloodcurdling ghost that should be let alone.
The Abominable Snowman has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions striding through a Dola area churchyard.
A space man can now and then be perceived contemplating beside a desolate road close to Dola around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Dola
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Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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