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These are some lies we made up about Delphos.
An alien from planet Pluto has every so often been perceived in Delphos City Park in the early morning hours reading a newsletter.
A headless female is now and then seen at night floating by on Big Run. Some people allege this ghost enjoys terrifying foolish folks who come trying to find ghosts in Delphos. Nonetheless, it undoubtedly is a bloodcurdling ghost that you don't want to bump into around midnight.
The spirit of an eleven foot huge giant has supposedly been observed on a handful of instances walking in the middle of a murky highway next to Delphos. It has been argued that this precise ghost could be the spirit of a local who died here in Delphos in the past.
A space invader from deep space can now and then be witnessed downing gasoline from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Delphos.
An extraterrestrial has often been made out discussing into the thin air as if somebody in addition was present.
An martian tourist
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from space is frequently noticed flickering a kerosene lamp by Grand Lake St. Marys State Park.
A massive budgerigar has supposedly been noticed on a small number of instances staring through apartment windows in Delphos before dawn.
A space invader from the cosmos may be observed over and over again watching movies in a Delphos living
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room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic newt has now and then been spotted on a Delphos residential road in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan hyena is every now and then perceived floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Delphos.
The ghost of a lady with half her head missing is known to have been spotted on several occasions looking at a lady snoozing in an armchair in a trailer in Delphos.
A Velociraptor may every now and then be perceived trying on a hat in a Delphos trailer.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object was seen scrambling up from a storm drain on a Delphos road after midnight.
A space alien from Mars emerged nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Delphos.
A figure with a skeleton face having on shady robes was witnessed playing a song on a fiddle in a Delphos mobile home. The eye witness freaked out and escaped. In any event, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An ET from
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another part of the galaxy appeared in a Delphos secondary school before sunrise marching the hallways.
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Ghost Sightings From Delphos
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Ghost Sightings From Delphos
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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