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These are some lies we made up about Delaware.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions seeking a shoe under a parked Nissan in a Delaware parking lot late in the night.
The ghost of a jet pilot may once in a while be made out at midnight hovering across Horse Shoe Bottom.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack clutching a big axe was spotted in a Delaware area grocery store, pacing the aisles. The bystander became frightened and ran off. If you listen to what the residents say, this ghost may perhaps be a famous past local of Delaware. No matter what, it's a menacing ghost that is better not messed with.
An alien vacationer from space materialized mounding stones before dawn on a sidewalk in Delaware.
An extraterrestrial from Mars was witnessed taking a rest at a table in a Delaware trailer swallowing blood from a bottle.
An extraterrestrial from space appeared in Blue Limestone Park at the stroke of midnight pulling a cadaver
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across the ground.
A space alien was perceived glugging down gasoline at Delaware Dam around midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos was made out floating along Big Run before sunrise.
A creepy skeleton has frequently been perceived being carried by a donkey along a road outside Delaware.
A man that turned
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into a vampire has been said to have been witnessed on a few occasions in A.W. Marion State Park right by the ranger station reading a magazine.
A fluorescent human character can frequently be observed staggering through an apartment close to Delaware.
The phantom of a youthful gentleman in a jacket can be seen very often at a pay phone in Delaware making a phone call.
Archimedes has sometimes been observed strolling through a Delaware area graveyard.
A headless gentleman is every now and then observed struggling to exclaim something by the side of a wild road right next door to Delaware around midnight.
A space alien from another solar system is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of occasions standing by a deserted highway next to Delaware.
An extremely large donkey can from time to time be perceived in a trailer in Delaware.
A space alien has regularly been observed in a Delaware trailer.
The ghost of a nurse with a bloody uniform has purportedly been observed on frequent
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instances emerging in a bathroom mirror. Locals here who have perceived this spirit assert this spirit is most likely the tormented spirit of a local who used to dwell here in Delaware. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it in all certainty is a creepy spirit that you wouldn't want to encounter very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Delaware
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Ghost Sightings From Delaware
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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