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These are some lies we made up about Dalton.
A massive mountain goat was seen trying to locate a man at Harmony Lake Dam before dawn.
A decapitated female was seen burying a body by a large rock in Gailey Park before sunrise. When the spirit was distinguished it vanished into the night. Regardless of what, this phantom undeniably is terrifying; one that is better not interrupted.
A space man from Venus has often been observed on the water's edge of North Lawrence Fish and Game Club Lake howling.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is frequently distinguished at a pay phone in Dalton making a telephone call.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft may regularly be spotted mid stream in Crosskeys Run struggling to touch something.
The ghost of an eight feet tall huge person may be distinguished very often shining a lamp in the middle of a secluded road next to Dalton very late at night. One thing is for sure, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into around
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midnight.
An martian traveler from another planet has occasionally been noticed hanging out in a neglected villa in Dalton.
A space alien from planet Mercury is once in a while spotted standing by a wild highway in close proximity to Dalton.
An enormous budgerigar has been made out on a few instances in a home in Dalton.
An
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extremely large guanaco may occasionally be observed in a Dalton home.
A space alien from another world has often been made out wandering in the middle of a secluded road in close proximity to Dalton.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship is regularly seen going wild at Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn is rumored to have been perceived on frequent instances at the entrance to Findley State Park hurling chunks of concrete.
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Ghost Sightings From Dalton
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Ghost Sightings From Dalton
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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