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These are some lies we made up about Cynthiana.
An alien explorer from outer space emerged hovering across Beech Flats in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal badger was observed attempting to capture something on the water's edge of Hickory Hills Lake.
The ghost of a severely scorched lady was made out taking a rest at a coffee table in a Cynthiana home. The ghost did not appear to be concerned by the viewers.
A space alien from planet Mars is frequently seen by Cave Lake Dam around midnight looking at the water.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been perceived on a handful of instances concealing a dead body by a big boulder in Fort Hill State Memorial in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Cynthiana
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Ghost Sightings From Cynthiana
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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