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These are some lies we made up about Cuyahoga Falls.
A big bloodcurdling giant can be spotted very often snooping in mailboxes after midnight in Cuyahoga Falls.
A massive beaver has every so often been perceived performing a tune on a harp in a Cuyahoga Falls building.
A gargantuan musk-ox is sometimes distinguished in Adell Durbin Park around midnight hiding a body by a big rock.
A gargantuan walrus has allegedly been observed on one or two occasions in a mirror in a Cuyahoga Falls trailer; the spirit was solely detectable in the mirror.
An ET from Pluto may every now and then be perceived having a chicken drumstick up on the top of Coal Hill.
A Pterodactyl was noticed seeking a hat under a parked Jeep in a Cuyahoga Falls parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from another solar system showed up hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Babb Run around midnight.
A woman with a sea-green face came into sight clutching a skull in a raft on Alder Pond. When the eye witness
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came into view the spirit escaped.
An extraterrestrial was witnessed screaming in the early morning hours before sunrise on a lawn in Cuyahoga Falls.
The ghost of a mail carrier was witnessed at Bell Lake Dam on a dark night taking pleasure in the view. The ghost spoke of avenging a homicide.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from
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another galaxy has repeatedly been perceived by Pine Swamp trying to express something.
A gentleman's body with the head of a bear is regularly observed on a dark night heading a directed expedition of Boston Ledges to a party of ghosts.
A space alien from another planet is known to have been perceived on numerous occasions resting at the dining table in a Cuyahoga Falls trailer scaring people.
A space invader can often be distinguished in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area by the park headquarters moving orbs about.
The ghost of a gentleman hauling a sword can be observed over and over again screaming names in Cleveland Lakefront State Park by the ranger station.
A woman with worms crawling out of her nose has now and then been observed walking through a flat in Cuyahoga Falls.
A giant wolf has allegedly been spotted on a few instances being carried by a pony next to a road in the neighborhood of Cuyahoga Falls.
The ghost of a strapped up woman may once in a while be made out pacing through a trailer
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in the vicinity of Cuyahoga Falls. Some of the residents claim this ghost is that of a local who resided here in Cuyahoga Falls a long time ago. Regardless of what, it's undoubtedly a menacing phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Cuyahoga Falls
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Ghost Sightings From Cuyahoga Falls
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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