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These are some lies we made up about Columbus.
A space alien from planet Saturn can now and then be made out heaving pebbles into City of Columbus Sludge Pond on a dark night.
A gigantic guanaco has regularly been observed hovering across Cherry Bottom in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A Seismosaurus is regularly spotted at Hoover Dam before dawn smoking a cigar.
A beheaded guy has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of instances reading a book by a big tree in Swickard Woods. One of the local residents decisively claims that this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Columbus.
A space alien from another world can be made out often traveling on a steed beside a highway outside Columbus.
A space alien is from time to time seen by Duncan Run yelling.
The ghost of a physician with a bloody uniform has purportedly been perceived on several instances wandering through a house in the neighborhood of Columbus. No matter
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what, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into before sunrise.
An extremely large crow can once in a while be spotted pulling a dead body over the grass in Alum Creek Arlington Park around midnight.
A gigantic kangaroo was distinguished at a public phone in Columbus talking on the phone.
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very large koala materialized contemplating next to a deserted highway close to Columbus before sunrise.
A lady with her head and right arm and right leg amputated was made out hanging out in a neglected manor in Columbus. Alarmed by the observers the ghost made its way into the darkness. A number of of the people who live in this town claim this phantom is the stressed soul of an old Columbus local person.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft came into view standing by a secluded road in close proximity to Columbus.
The phantom of a man gripping a blood-covered machete was distinguished in A.W. Marion State Park at the park headquarters looking bloodcurdling. This particular phantom has been perceived repeatedly in this area.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn was spotted in a flat in Columbus.
An armed forces uniform striding about with no body in it has often been witnessed marching alongside a wild highway in the neighborhood of Columbus. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is the
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ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Columbus some time ago. Regardless of what people exclaim, this spirit unquestionably is scary; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Columbus
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Ghost Sightings From Columbus
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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