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A space alien from another solar system is every so often observed spending time in a forsaken house in College Corner.
A lady burning, grasping a gasoline container has supposedly been spotted on a small number of occasions next to a tree in Hueston Woods yelling. It has been declared that this particular spirit could be the soul of a local person who died here in College Corner a long time ago.
A gargantuan gemsbok may every now and then be witnessed at Acton Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking pleasure in the landscape.
The ghost of a grower in a worn straw hat was made out late in the night drifting along on Brandywine Creek. The ghost spoke about revenging an assassination. Well, it's a menacing ghost that you don't want to meet at midnight.
A gargantuan gnu became visible standing by a secluded road near College Corner.
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Ghost Sightings From College Corner
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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