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These are some lies we made up about Coldwater.
A female afire, carrying a fuel bottle is frequently spotted in Bunge Park at midnight yelling.
A massive orangutan may regularly be witnessed nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Coldwater.
An extraterrestrial from deep space can be noticed time and again drifting by on Big Run at the stroke of midnight.
The alien commander of a UFO is sometimes seen playing a piece of music on an accordion in a Coldwater apartment.
A Pterodactyl has purportedly been noticed on one or two occasions in a Coldwater highschool at the stroke of midnight strolling the hallways.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot may sometimes be perceived in a flat in close proximity to Coldwater. If you talk to the residents, this phantom could be a distinguished old days dweller of Coldwater. In any event, it's a terrifying phantom that you do not want to bump into late in the night.
A giant wolf was spotted trying to locate a hat underneath a parked
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vehicle in a Coldwater parking lot around midnight.
An alien from the Moon showed up by Ouabache State Park appearing creepy.
A young girl sporting a blood-splattered wedding gown was perceived looking irritably at the eye witness before sunrise by a mailbox in Coldwater. Many stories of this ghost have been described.
A very large
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peccary materialized taking a rest at the dining table in a Coldwater mobile home howling at the eye witness to be off.
A gentleman having an axe in his head was witnessed mounted on a horse along a highway right next door to Coldwater. This ghost is fantastically active in this neighborhood; there have been many additional stories of this precise ghost. No matter what, it is certainly a creepy spirit that any sound person wouldn't want to meet.
The ghost of a mailman was distinguished marching through a building in the neighborhood of Coldwater. This is one of those ghosts that is distinguished over and over again around here.
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Ghost Sightings From Coldwater
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Ghost Sightings From Coldwater
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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