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A feminine shape is sometimes noticed in Clifton Gorge very late at night pushing orbs around.
A colossal vicuna is rumored to have been made out on a few occasions late in the night conducting a directed outing of Steamboat Rock to a party of ghosts.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy may once in a while be witnessed in a sail boat on Blue Hole looking bloodcurdling.
A space invader has frequently been seen hauling a cadaver through some bushes in Clifton Gorge State Nature Preserve very late at night.
A colossal parakeet has allegedly been distinguished on one or two instances at midnight hurrying after a passing Honda on a murky road in the neighborhood of Clifton.
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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