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These are some lies we made up about Cleveland.
An alien tourist from outer space is rumored to have been made out on a few occasions dragging a body over the grass in Ambler Heights Historic District very late at night.
A space man from another planet may every so often be seen very late at night floating by on Big Creek.
The alien technician of a UFO was perceived crawling out of a drain hole on a Cleveland avenue at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from planet Pluto was noticed performing a song on a fiddle in a Cleveland flat.
A space invader from another world emerged crying at the entrance to Cleveland Lakefront State Park.
A colossal orangutan was witnessed staring over East Basin in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a lady having names cut into her nose has often been seen by Cleveland Harbor at night staring at the water. One thing is for certain, it undoubtedly is a bloodcurdling ghost that is rather not disrupted.
A space man is regularly spotted
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before sunrise visiting Irishtown Bend.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship may regularly be seen flashing a lamp near Bridal Veil Falls in the early morning hours.
A woman with worms crawling out of her eyes has sometimes been distinguished in a Cleveland highschool before sunrise pacing the corridors. Anyway, this spirit
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sure is menacing; one that you wouldn't want to run into very late at night.
The ghost of a female with a stiletto in her heart is now and then perceived near the entrance to Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area startling folks.
The ghost of a strapped up female has supposedly been made out on a small number of instances in a mirror in a Cleveland house; the ghost was exclusively perceptible in the mirror. In any event, this is a hostile ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to run into.
A woman grasping her head beside her arm may occasionally be noticed in a house close to Cleveland. A number of of the folks here declare this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy people who come looking for ghosts in Cleveland.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space has frequently been perceived searching for a shoe beneath a parked Toyota in a Cleveland parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal ox is regularly observed in a Cleveland area auto part store, staggering the aisles.
Aladdin may
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often be noticed chucking stones at the stroke of midnight on a park bench in Cleveland.
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Ghost Sightings From Cleveland
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Ghost Sightings From Cleveland
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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