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These are some lies we made up about Clarksville.
The ghost of a youthful woman covered in blood may now and then be witnessed going crazy in Stony Hollow before dawn.
A gigantic canary was seen hurling pieces of wood in Cowan State Park at the stroke of midnight.
A man with a sizeable hole through his upper body showed up in the rear seat of a car by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn. This specific ghost has been made out over and over again in this neighborhood. No matter what folks exclaim, this is an unpleasant ghost that any normal person would not want to encounter.
A massive chameleon came into view raking leaves in the front yard of a house in Clarksville.
A woman's body having a goat's head was distinguished slurping blood from a bottle at Baptist Foundation Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. There have been many tales concerning this ghost in the neighborhood.
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Ghost Sightings From Clarksville
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Ghost Sightings From Clarksville
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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