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These are some lies we made up about Cincinnati.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may frequently be seen by Dry Creek looking frightening.
Socrates can be distinguished very frequently turning toward the onlooker up on the top of Bald Knob.
A huge mynah bird is from time to time distinguished talking into the air as if someone in addition was near.
A huge cat has been spotted on several instances peeking through mobile home windows in Cincinnati at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a man with half his head absent can once in a while be made out by Chateau Lakes Dam Number One in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing at the water. Either way, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars has frequently been observed piling rocks in Devou Park around midnight.
An ET from another planet is frequently spotted in Barrs Woods before dawn carving a crack in the soil.
A Seismosaurus has purportedly been
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observed on numerous occasions browsing through trash cans on a Cincinnati lane.
A gargantuan jackal can be distinguished frequently hovering across the Clifton Hills before dawn.
A huge porpoise has every so often been distinguished suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Cincinnati.
Cinderella is known to have been noticed
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on a handful of instances in an autopart store in the Cincinnati neighborhood.
An alien can every so often be spotted scrambling up from a storm drain on a Cincinnati avenue on a dark night.
An extremely large coyote was observed playing a piece of music on a xylophone in a Cincinnati home.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship appeared in a mirror in a Cincinnati home; the phantom was solely noticeable in the mirror.
A space alien from planet Pluto came into sight thinking in Whitewater Memorial State Park right by the ranger station.
A space man from another galaxy was spotted in a flat in close proximity to Cincinnati.
A gigantic kitten was made out in a Cincinnati area hardware store, staggering the aisles.
A headless lady has frequently been spotted having a seat at the dining table in a Cincinnati home gazing irritably at the watcher. According to the local residents, this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Cincinnati in the past.
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massive aardvark is repeatedly perceived riding on a mule in the middle of a road next to Cincinnati.
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Ghost Sightings From Cincinnati
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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