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These are some lies we made up about Chesterville.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus can be seen time and again taking pleasure in the panorama at Anthony Mining Company Dam very late at night.
A space man from another world has occasionally been perceived having a hotdog near the waterfront at Anthony Mining Company Pond.
A very large mynah bird is every so often witnessed on a Chesterville lane after midnight.
A space man has supposedly been seen on several instances glancing at the vista from the top of Hulse Hill before dawn.
A Pterodactyl has frequently been perceived hanging in the air like a blimp in Chesterville.
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Ghost Sightings From Chesterville
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Ghost Sightings From Chesterville
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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