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These are some lies we made up about Chesterland.
The ghost of a woman with half her head gone has supposedly been distinguished on many occasions yelling names beside a wild road next to Chesterland at midnight. Residents who have witnessed this phantom say this phantom gets pleasure from frightening foolish people who have the courage to upset the tranquility in Chesterland.
An alien from the cosmos can regularly be spotted on the top of Gildersleeve Mountain after midnight monitoring the view.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be perceived repeatedly yelling at the eye witness to disappear at Bellwood Lake Dam very late at night.
A lady having a knife in her head has occasionally been made out standing by a secluded road in the vicinity of Chesterland.
An alien from Jupiter is occasionally spotted traveling on a bicycle on a shadowy highway near Chesterland.
An Anchisaurus is rumored to have been spotted on one or two occasions scraping out a crack
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in Chagrin State Scenic River on a dark night.
A giant wolf can every now and then be perceived hunting with a crossbow in A B Williams Memorial Woods around midnight.
The spirit of a youthful Indian warrior has regularly been observed drifting along East Branch Chagrin River at night.
A space invader from outer space is frequently
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spotted gulping gasoline down beside the water at Elk Point.
An alien can often be observed in a Chesterland mobile home.
An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos may be witnessed often coming into sight in a bathroom mirror.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has sometimes been distinguished at midnight running after a passing Pontiac on a gloomy road close to Chesterland.
The phantom of a brawny lumberjack gripping a large axe is every so often spotted trimming bushes in the front garden of a house in Chesterland. In any case, it's a scary ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A terrifying skeleton may now and then be noticed near the entrance to Cleveland Lakefront State Park howling.
A massive crow was perceived sitting in an armchair in a building in Chesterland.
Thumbelina came into sight in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area by the park headquarters trying to touch something.
An alien from another planet was observed staggering from mobile home to mobile home
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before dawn on a Chesterland lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Chesterland
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Ghost Sightings From Chesterland
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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