|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Chagrin Falls.
A female burning, holding a gas bottle is every so often spotted late at night gazing across Jackson Field. Any which way, this phantom undoubtedly is chilling; one that is better not disrupted.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot has been said to have been noticed on many occasions at Aurora Branch at the stroke of midnight flinging rocks into the water. One of the folks who live here definitely claims that this ghost may be a distinguished old days dweller of Chagrin Falls.
A youthful girl sporting a blood-covered wedding gown can now and then be spotted sitting on a stool in a house in Chagrin Falls.
A gargantuan rhinoceros has repeatedly been spotted washing a bloody cloth in Chagrin Falls very late at night.
A female with a blue face is frequently observed screaming at the observer to be off up on Orange Hill. In any case, it's a creepy ghost that you don't want to run into before sunrise.
A big frightening dragon
| |
|
has been said to have been witnessed on a few occasions going berserk next to a lamppost in Chagrin Falls.
A gigantic gopher may often be perceived striding from building to building on a dark night on a Chagrin Falls street.
A gigantic hedgehog can be spotted frequently piling pebbles in a metal boat on Geauga Lake.
An martian
| |
| |
voyager from another world is once in a while perceived staring at the water by Bellwood Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
A massive waterbuck has supposedly been witnessed on many instances hauling a dead body over the grass in Adams Park at the stroke of midnight.
A Seismosaurus may sometimes be witnessed having a seat at a coffee table in a Chagrin Falls residence.
An alien from another planet was spotted in a deserted place next to Chagrin Falls.
An enormous jackal materialized spitting at passing cars in the middle of a shady highway in the vicinity of Chagrin Falls.
The ghost of a mail carrier was noticed downing fuel from a fuel pump at a gas station in Chagrin Falls. There are further stories about this ghost in the area.
A mermaid emerged sobbing at the entrance to Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area.
A very large koala was made out yelling quite near Cleveland Lakefront State Park.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship was distinguished discussing into the thin
|
|
air as if somebody in addition was there.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Chagrin Falls
Submit a lie about Chagrin Falls, Ohio:
Other untruthful towns near Chagrin Falls, Ohio:
Solon, Ohio, 3 miles away
Gates Mills, Ohio, 5 miles away
Novelty, Ohio, 6 miles away
Twinsburg, Ohio, 6 miles away
Beachwood, Ohio, 7 miles away
Chesterland, Ohio, 7 miles away
Bedford, Ohio, 8 miles away
Macedonia, Ohio, 8 miles away
Aurora, Ohio, 8 miles away
Wickliffe, Ohio, 9 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Ohio
|
Ghost Sightings From Chagrin Falls
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
MORE JOKES
|
