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These are some lies we made up about Centerburg.
A colossal mountain goat is often noticed staring through residence windows in Centerburg late at night.
Ludwig van Beethoven may frequently be witnessed covering a body by a large rock in Memorial Park very late at night.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy can be seen often searching through trash cans on a Centerburg residential street.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has every now and then been seen late in the night drifting down on Bowl Run.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is now and then distinguished looking at the water by P E Grubb Lake Dam around midnight.
The ghost of a bound up woman has supposedly been seen on a small number of occasions screaming at the witness to beat it up on Hulse Hill. It's been said that this individual ghost loves frightening unwise folks who are fearless enough to disturb the silence in Centerburg.
A lady grasping her head next to her arm can from time to time be witnessed
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on a Centerburg lane late in the night. Regardless of what folks utter, this is an unlikable phantom that should be steered clear of.
The martian captain of a UFO was perceived suspended in the air like a balloon in Centerburg.
The spirit of a gentleman having half his head lost was made out gazing at a woman sleeping on a couch in a
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home in Centerburg. The arrival of the bystander scared the ghost who then vanished.
A space invader from the Moon emerged trying on a shirt in a Centerburg apartment.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was made out in A.W. Marion State Park right by the park headquarters sipping blood from a glass.
A decapitated female was observed crawling out of a drain hole on a Centerburg residential street at midnight. The ghost mumbled about avenging a homicide. One thing's for sure, it's a creepy ghost that you do not want to meet after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Centerburg
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Ghost Sightings From Centerburg
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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