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These are some lies we made up about Celina.
The ghost of a female with a bag fastened around her head has often been made out after midnight pursuing a passing Dodge on a shadowy highway next to Celina.
A semi see-through man clad as the skipper of a liner has supposedly been witnessed on frequent occasions in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver seeing the phantom in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
A big scary ghost can frequently be made out staring down into the water at Harbor Point at night.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet may be perceived over and over again gardening in the garden of a trailer in Celina.
The ghost of a shackled up guy is sometimes spotted at Beaver Creek at night throwing bricks into the flow. One of the people who live here decisively declares that this ghost loves terrifying unwise folks who come trying to find ghosts in Celina.
An ET from planet Pluto has allegedly been observed on frequent occasions having a seat in a chair
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in a building in Celina.
An alien from the cosmos can once in a while be seen in Bunge Park in the early morning hours before sunrise pulling a cadaver across the dirt.
A gigantic leopard is frequently seen attempting to touch something underneath a streetlight in Celina.
A colossal llama can frequently be witnessed in Ouabache
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State Park right by the ranger station contemplating.
The phantom of a young lady drenched in blood can be distinguished time and again rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Celina home late in the night. Well, this ghost sure is frightening; one that is preferably not disrupted.
An ET has every now and then been distinguished sitting at the kitchen counter in a Celina house.
An martian voyager from space is every now and then seen in a secluded location next to Celina.
A medusa can from time to time be noticed walking in the middle of a shadowy road close to Celina.
A very large mandrill was perceived sending an envelope at a Celina post office.
A space invader from another planet appeared drinking fuel from a pump at a refueling station in Celina.
The phantom of an old sorceress was spotted walking a Bulldog on a dark night on a dark Celina road. This particular ghost has been made out often in this neighborhood.
A lady's body with a rat's head was witnessed watching shows in
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a Celina living room at midnight. There have been additional reports on the subject of this ghost in the vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Celina
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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