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These are some lies we made up about Cedarville.
The ghost of a planter in a worn straw hat is frequently distinguished in the center of Goose Creek looking bloodcurdling.
A space invader has been said to have been observed on numerous instances checking out Clifton Gorge in detail very late at night.
A giant chinchilla may regularly be spotted looking crossly at the observer by Steamboat Rock.
A gigantic crow has every so often been witnessed in Clifton Gorge State Nature Preserve late in the night going berserk.
A massive kangaroo is every so often observed pacing through a Cedarville vicinity churchyard.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been spotted on frequent instances devastating a glove alongside a desolate highway near Cedarville at the stroke of midnight.
Marco Polo may every so often be made out at Bartley Pond Dam around midnight downing blood from a container.
A gargantuan lamb was distinguished flinging pebbles
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into Bartley Pond before sunrise.
The ghost of a young air force pilot emerged hanging out in a forsaken villa in Cedarville. When the witness showed up the ghost ran off. It has been asserted that this individual ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise folks who come looking for ghosts in Cedarville.
A sasquatch was observed being carried by a Harley on a dark road next to Cedarville.
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Ghost Sightings From Cedarville
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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