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These are some lies we made up about Cardington.
Leonardo da Vinci was made out mid stream in Big Run going crazy.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is regularly witnessed burrowing an opening in Mount Gilead State Park after midnight.
A space man from another solar system is rumored to have been noticed on frequent occasions at Dogwood Valley Camp Lake Dam after midnight stacking boulders.
A space invader can repeatedly be seen sitting on a stool in a flat close to Cardington.
A very large alpaca has now and then been distinguished after midnight rushing after a passing Jeep on a gloomy highway near Cardington.
An extremely large ferret has purportedly been noticed on a small number of occasions in the backseat of a car by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight.
An martian voyager from the cosmos can sometimes be made out watering plants in the front garden of a building in Cardington.
A space invader from planet
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Neptune has often been witnessed by a woman camping at a campground near Cardington.
An ET from another galaxy has been said to have been made out on a small number of occasions sitting in a beanbag in a flat in Cardington.
A minotaur can frequently be observed holding a human headbone in Buckeye Lake State Park quite near the park headquarters.
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spirit of an aged man with a long white beard can be made out repeatedly sobbing under a streetlight in Cardington.
The ghost of a man dressed in army attire has once in a while been witnessed wandering from flat to flat late in the night on a Cardington lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Cardington
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Ghost Sightings From Cardington
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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