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These are some lies we made up about Canton.
The ghost of a delivery man has supposedly been spotted on numerous instances fly fishing from the water's edge of Lake Cable after midnight. If you listen to what the local residents argue, this ghost may be the spirit of a local who died here in Canton some decades ago.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can now and then be observed speaking into the air in Arboretum Park before dawn.
A man's body with the head of a rat has often been noticed after midnight climbing out of Jackson Bog covered in slime.
A massive mare is often perceived in a mirror in a Canton house; the ghost was solely observable in the mirror.
An alien from planet Mars has allegedly been spotted on a few occasions searching for an object beneath a parked Chevy in a Canton parking lot before sunrise.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a sword may often be noticed in a Canton area supermarket, marching the aisles.
An extraterrestrial from another
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part of the galaxy can be distinguished repeatedly enjoying the landscape at Comet Lake Dam very late at night.
The ghost of a lady having a pentagram cut into her nose is from time to time observed struggling to exclaim something in the early morning hours by a road sign in Canton. Locals who have distinguished this phantom declare this phantom
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may perhaps be a distinguished yesteryear resident of Canton. No matter what, it's a chilling spirit that is preferably not messed with.
The ghost of a woman with a stiletto in her heart has supposedly been spotted on many occasions taking a rest at the dining table in a Canton mobile home attempting to snatch something.
The ghost of a chained up female can every so often be made out striding through a home in Canton.
A woman hauling her head underneath her arm was spotted being carried by a horse beside a road near Canton. The watcher was terrified and escaped.
The phantom of a youthful woman having on a bloody dress materialized startling folks in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area near the park headquarters. The ghost didn't appear to be scared by the eye witnesses. No matter what folks verbalize, it is certainly a terrifying ghost that you don't want to encounter at night.
The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object showed up yelling names of people in Cleveland Lakefront State Park
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right by the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Canton
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Ghost Sightings From Canton
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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