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These are some lies we made up about Canal Fulton.
A space alien from Venus has repeatedly been perceived trimming bushes in the side yard of a residence in Canal Fulton.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head has purportedly been distinguished on one or two instances gazing at the water by Clays Park Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. One thing's for certain, this spirit undeniably is creepy; one that any rational person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A giant yak may frequently be spotted down near the water's edge at Clays Park Lake reading a tabloid.
A space alien from deep space can be perceived over and over again floating down Chippewa Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a lady with a sack bound around her head has now and then been seen at Latham Bay very late at night staring down into the water.
A large scary phantom is sometimes noticed yelling at Turkeyfoot Beach. According to what the local residents say, this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying
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folks who come trying to find ghosts in Canal Fulton.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been perceived on a handful of occasions staring by Jackson Bog.
The ghost of a chained up man may now and then be witnessed in Agathon Ball Field in the early morning hours struggling to utter something. Well, this is a bad ghost
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that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a young-looking female covered in blood has repeatedly been seen struggling to grip something in Rogue Hollow late at night. Many residents allege this ghost can be the soul of a resident who died here in Canal Fulton in the past.
An alien voyager from space has been noticed on a few instances sitting in an armchair in a home in Canal Fulton.
The Wizard of Oz may frequently be noticed marching from building to building late at night on a Canal Fulton road.
A man with a big hole through his upper body can be spotted very often searching through a freezer in the kitchen of a Canal Fulton residence late in the night. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that should be shunned.
A female's body having a sheep's head has occasionally been distinguished seated at the kitchen counter in a Canal Fulton trailer. No matter what, it certainly is a chilling ghost that is preferably not upset.
A half decomposed human dead body is now and then noticed gazing at people in
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a Canal Fulton mobile home through a door crack.
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Ghost Sightings From Canal Fulton
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Ghost Sightings From Canal Fulton
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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