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These are some lies we made up about Camden.
An extremely large elk can be observed time and again ascending out of a drain hole on a Camden lane in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has every now and then been seen at Cross Pond Dam in the early morning hours enjoying the surroundings.
A gargantuan eland is occasionally spotted hurling pebbles into the current at Beasley Run at the stroke of midnight.
A female's body with a dog's head is known to have been seen on frequent instances studying the surroundings from the pinnacle of Mount Auburn at the stroke of midnight. Regardless of what, this is a bad ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A gentleman having the head of a leprechaun can once in a while be perceived in Rush Run Wildlife Area before sunrise dragging a dead body through some bushes. Regardless of what people state, it's undeniably a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The Mothman was noticed
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nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Camden.
A giant fox came into view playing a melody on a harmonica in a Camden trailer.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO was noticed in a Camden secondary school at night walking the halls.
An martian tourist from deep space appeared near Whitewater
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Memorial State Park sipping chlorine.
A space man from another galaxy was perceived in a trailer right next door to Camden.
A space alien was witnessed seeking a bag next to a parked Toyota in a Camden parking lot late in the night.
A large terrifying dragon has regularly been made out in a Camden area clothing store, striding the aisles.
An alien explorer from another solar system is often distinguished hauling a human cranium late in the night by a vending machine in Camden.
A space alien from Venus may repeatedly be spotted seated at the kitchen counter in a Camden trailer howling.
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Ghost Sightings From Camden
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
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