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These are some lies we made up about Buffalo.
A huge hare has regularly been made out throwing pebbles into the flowing water at Buffalo Creek on a dark night.
The ghost of a woman having half her head absent is frequently witnessed trying to locate a map by a parked Ford in a Buffalo parking lot at the stroke of midnight. In any case, it's a frightening spirit that is preferably not upset.
A female with an axe in her head has been said to have been observed on a few instances in a Buffalo area clothing store, striding the aisles.
A wandering ghost can often be witnessed by Cambridge City Reservoir Dam around midnight looking at the water. Regardless of what, it certainly is a chilling phantom that you do not want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a jetliner pilot has every so often been observed seeking a glove on the shore of Senecaville Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Buffalo
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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