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These are some lies we made up about Buchtel.
A Plateosaurus may every now and then be made out seeking a glove by a parked Buick in a Buchtel parking lot very late at night.
A gargantuan cony was made out twinkling a kerosene lamp at Columbus and Southern Ohio Electric Company Ash Pond Dam on a dark night.
A black dog that shifted shape into a woman became visible in a Buchtel area auto part store, wandering the aisles. The spirit reacted to the watcher.
A space alien from another galaxy was made out shuffling orbs around in Bennett Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Goldilocks emerged looking menacing late in the night by a road sign in Buchtel.
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Ghost Sightings From Buchtel
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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