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These are some lies we made up about Brookville.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy has been made out on a small number of instances marching by the side of a desolate road in the vicinity of Brookville.
A massive cat can once in a while be observed having a seat on a couch in an apartment outside Brookville.
A space alien from planet Pluto has repeatedly been noticed in the rear seat of a car by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror around midnight.
A female with a knife sticking out of her head is regularly witnessed in Jones Park at midnight shining a flash light. Whichever way, it unquestionably is a scary ghost that is better not interrupted.
A space invader from the cosmos is rumored to have been made out on a handful of instances pondering in Diehl Run.
An extraterrestrial can be seen often watering plants in the front yard of a flat in Brookville.
A knight's armor without a human being inside has occasionally been observed by a person fishing by a lake
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right next door to Brookville.
A fairly transparent guy clothed as the captain of a boat has purportedly been witnessed on several occasions relaxing on a stool in a trailer in Brookville. Locals who have distinguished this ghost allege this ghost is most likely the undead ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Brookville.
An extraterrestrial
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vacationer from space may from time to time be spotted strolling from house to house before sunrise on a Brookville residential street.
A colossal panther was distinguished near the entrance to Whitewater Memorial State Park going crazy.
A sizeable bloodcurdling ghost emerged browsing through a closet in the bedroom of a Brookville flat before dawn. This is one of those ghosts that is seen repeatedly around here. Folks say that this phantom is the stressed soul of a long gone Brookville person who lived here.
A space alien from the cosmos was spotted gazing at people in a Brookville home through a window.
Rapunzel emerged standing next to a gloomy highway near Brookville.
The ghost of a young gentleman wearing a confederate uniform was seen guzzling unleaded from a gas pump at a fuel station in Brookville. The phantom unmoved that there was someone else present. In any event, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that you do not want to bump into around midnight.
An ET was noticed conversing into the thin air as
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if someone besides was nearby.
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Ghost Sightings From Brookville
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Ghost Sightings From Brookville
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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