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These are some lies we made up about Bloomville.
The ghost of an elderly hag was perceived in Silver Creek sobbing. The arrival of the eye witness scared the ghost who then vanished.
An extremely large pony came into view in a Bloomville area grocery store, strolling the aisles.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his torso was seen attempting to state something very late at night on a park bench in Bloomville. The observer freaked out and ran off. It's been declared that this individual spirit may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Bloomville a long time ago.
A gentleman having the head of a devil materialized staggering through a home in Bloomville. The ghost didn't appear to be worried by the witnesses. Whatever people exclaim, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gargantuan warthog was observed mounted on a donkey down a highway near Bloomville.
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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