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These are some lies we made up about Bloomingdale.
A massive jerboa is known to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions peeking through building windows in Bloomingdale in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extremely large kitten may frequently be observed down next to the shore at Boich Mining Company Pond Number One shining a flash light.
Archimedes may be witnessed repeatedly looking at the vista from the highest spot of Norton Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan lemur has every so often been witnessed hiding a body by a large boulder in Woodview Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a woman with satanic symbols carved into her foot has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of instances crying out names by Barbers Run. A local man alleges that this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Bloomingdale some decades ago.
A female with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets can now
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and then be distinguished examining Barbers Hollow in detail at the stroke of midnight. One of the residents determinedly alleges that this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a resident who used to dwell here in Bloomingdale.
An ET from another world was noticed in Fernwood State Forest late in the night camping out.
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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