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These are some lies we made up about Bloomingburg.
A very large guinea pig has now and then been witnessed at night drifting down on Big Run.
A female with a blue face is sometimes made out discussing into the thin air as if somebody else was present.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions gazing across Range Post Office late in the night.
A colossal canary was seen burying a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Eyman Park at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a delivery man came into view by Washington Court House Reservoir Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water. The phantom didn't care that there was somebody other in attendance.
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Ghost Sightings From Bloomingburg
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Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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