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These are some lies we made up about Bloomdale.
An alien from another part of the galaxy may be perceived time and again flinging pieces of wood into the stream at East Branch Portage River after midnight.
A giant hippopotamus has every now and then been seen in a Bloomdale highschool at the stroke of midnight strolling the corridors.
A space invader is once in a while observed in a mirror in a Bloomdale residence; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
A massive coati has allegedly been perceived on frequent occasions in a mobile home next to Bloomdale.
The Wizard of Oz can sometimes be observed trying to locate a book next to a parked Pontiac in a Bloomdale parking lot very late at night.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
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