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These are some lies we made up about Blanchester.
A lady with a partially transparent body has sometimes been distinguished staring at the water by Blanchester Reservoir Number Three Dam before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object is every so often distinguished fly fishing from the shore of Blanchester Reservoir Number Three at the stroke of midnight.
The Wizard of Oz has been said to have been observed on frequent instances startling folks in Bott Wildlife Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge prairie dog may from time to time be distinguished pulling a cadaver from the freezing water of East Fork Todd Fork in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a gentleman in a law enforcement uniform was spotted staggering through a mobile home in Blanchester. When the ghost was seen it faded away into the thin air.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars appeared traveling on a donkey in the middle of a road in the vicinity
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of Blanchester.
An enormous lamb was distinguished scrutinizing Steep Hollow in detail after midnight.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead became visible striding through a flat outside Blanchester. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being seen. People here assert that this phantom is that of a person
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who settled here in Blanchester many years ago.
The spirit of a guy having on an armed forces uniform was noticed at a pay phone in Blanchester talking on the phone. When witnessed the ghost came near the witness who then ran away. A local woman says that this spirit gets pleasure from scaring folks who have the nerve to interrupt the silence in Blanchester. In any case, it is in all certainty a chilling spirit that is rather not interrupted.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was witnessed pacing through a Blanchester vicinity burial ground.
A female with a knife sticking out of her head is frequently noticed spending time in an uninhabited manor in Blanchester.
An extremely large lovebird has been said to have been witnessed on several instances right by Kincaid Lake State Park trying to locate a glove.
An alien can frequently be noticed standing by a wild highway near Blanchester.
An alien vacationer from deep space can be made out often being carried by a bike on a gloomy highway right next door to Blanchester.
A space alien from planet Mercury has sometimes been spotted in a Blanchester home.
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Ghost Sightings From Blanchester
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Ghost Sightings From Blanchester
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
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