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These are some lies we made up about Blaine.
A massive camel has sometimes been perceived speaking into the night as if somebody else was near.
A dinosaur is now and then witnessed chucking bricks into the flow at Aults Run late at night.
An extremely large colt has been spotted on a small number of occasions viewing the panorama from the top of Hawthorn Hill around midnight.
The spirit of a man grasping a sword may once in a while be noticed at Dorothy Mine Pond Dam at night taking pleasure in the surroundings. Local people declare that this phantom loves terrifying foolish folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Blaine.
An martian vacationer from deep space is repeatedly spotted trying to say something on the water's edge of Dorothy Mine Pond.
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Ghost Sightings From Blaine
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Ghost Sightings From Blaine
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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