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The Mothman can be noticed very frequently searching through the fridge in the kitchen of a Bladensburg house before sunrise.
A female with a green face has every so often been perceived having a seat at a coffee table in a Bladensburg residence. In any case, it's undeniably a creepy phantom that any sound person would not want to come across.
The spirit of a delivery man has allegedly been seen on one or two instances down beside Grove Falls before sunrise trying to locate a woman. Folks here who have witnessed this ghost assert this ghost could be the spirit of a local who died here in Bladensburg a long time ago.
An martian tourist from space may once in a while be spotted by Lake Otto Dam very late at night gazing at the water.
An ET from Pluto is repeatedly perceived after midnight scrutinizing Arbutus Glen in detail.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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