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These are some lies we made up about Birmingham.
The ghost of a young gentleman dressed in a confederate uniform is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances trying on clothes in a Birmingham flat. Some of the folks who live here declare this ghost likes startling people who are fearless enough to interrupt the peace in Birmingham.
A gigantic turtle can every so often be made out gazing at the water by Firelands Boy Scout Lake Dam around midnight.
The spirit of a hobo has regularly been distinguished crawling out from a drain hole on a Birmingham avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan orangutan is known to have been made out on a few instances nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Birmingham.
A Seismosaurus may regularly be spotted at Main Street Beach taking a moonlight-hour swim.
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Ghost Sightings From Birmingham
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Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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