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These are some lies we made up about Big Prairie.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady may be made out frequently in Lake Park at midnight hauling a cadaver across the ground.
A big scary giant has sometimes been observed standing by a secluded road in the vicinity of Big Prairie.
An martian vacationer from outer space is now and then seen at Crab Run in the early morning hours before sunrise chucking boulders into the flow.
A pitch black cockroach that shifted shape into a woman has been seen on several occasions by Lake Wapusun Dam at night looking at the water.
A colossal guinea pig may every so often be observed hurling rocks into Shreve Lake around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Prairie
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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