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These are some lies we made up about Bethesda.
A colossal armadillo is every so often made out in Belmont Historic District in the early morning hours before sunrise downing blood from a mug.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head not there is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions in a Bethesda school in the early morning hours walking the halls.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars may every now and then be observed in a mirror in a Bethesda home; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
A space invader from another solar system was observed by Barkcamp Creek reading a magazine.
An ET came into sight searching for a woman in Barkcamp State Park by the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Bethesda
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Ghost Sightings From Bethesda
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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