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The armor of a medieval knight lacking a human inside was witnessed reading a book in Edison Woods Reserve on a dark night. The observer escaped after she set eyes on the ghost.
The ghost of a female with a sack tied around her head came into sight watching cable in a Berlin Heights living room after midnight. The phantom was unconcerned that there was someone other there. One of the residents definitely declares that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Berlin Heights some decades ago. In any event, it's a scary ghost that should be shunned.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was made out gripping a cranium in the center of Chappel Creek.
A sizeable creepy ogre was witnessed at East Turning Basin in the early morning hours before sunrise howling.
A somewhat transparent man clothed as the captain of a oil tanker has repeatedly been observed down near the water's edge at Main Street Beach trying to exclaim something. Regardless of what, it's undoubtedly a creepy spirit that you would not want to bump into in the early morning hours.
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Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
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