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An alien from Jupiter is occasionally witnessed appearing chilling by Charley Run Creek.
The ghost of a civil war combatant may once in a while be spotted gazing angrily at the viewer in Mill Creek Recreation Area at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a man with words engraved into his arm has frequently been spotted by Berlin Dam before dawn looking at the water. People declare that this phantom is probably the struggling phantom of a local person who used to dwell here in Berlin Center.
An enormous porpoise is often noticed on the water's edge of Berlin Lake throwing pieces of wood.
Snow White may regularly be observed by a lady canoeing in a river near Berlin Center.
The ghost of a seriously mangled huntsman hauling a dead cougar can be made out very frequently resting on a bench in a home in Berlin Center.
A woman without a head has sometimes been perceived striding from home to home around midnight on a Berlin Center residential street. One of the local residents decisively asserts that this ghost is the undead soul of a long forgotten Berlin Center local.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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