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These are some lies we made up about Berlin.
The spirit of an elderly gold digger with a large mustache and a hook instead of his hand was noticed staggering through a Berlin vicinity churchyard. When the observer became visible the ghost fled. Some of the folks here assert this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Berlin in the past. Any which way, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be let alone.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was made out before dawn gazing across The Plains.
The martian mechanic of a UFO has repeatedly been noticed hanging out in an abandoned manor in Berlin.
The ghost of a waitress is regularly seen around midnight scrutinizing Troyer Hollow in detail.
A giant frog has been made out on a handful of occasions gulping milk at Tranquil Valley Lake Dam at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Berlin
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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