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These are some lies we made up about Berkey.
A guy that turned into a vampire is rumored to have been seen on a handful of instances resting on the floor in a home in Berkey.
The ghost of a pregnant female can often be noticed in Irwin Prairie State Nature Preserve at night burying a body by a sizeable boulder.
A decapitated man may be made out over and over again reading a magazine by a streetlight in Berkey.
A gigantic polar bear has sometimes been made out searching through a fridge in the kitchen of a Berkey mobile home very late at night.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions gazing at folks in a Berkey house through a door crack.
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Ghost Sightings From Berkey
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Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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