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A space man was perceived downing blood from a bottle in Blazer Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
A gentleman's body having the head of an animal has often been made out fly fishing from the shore of Kilgore Lake before dawn.
An alien voyager from another planet is repeatedly spotted mailing a package at a Bergholz post office.
An ET from another planet can regularly be observed smoking a pipe up on the top of Tunnel Hill.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft can be observed over and over again guzzling unleaded from a gas pump at a refueling station in Bergholz.
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Ghost Sightings From Bergholz
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
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