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These are some lies we made up about Berea.
A space alien from Jupiter is every so often perceived by Baldwin Lake Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water.
The ghost of a strapped up man can now and then be spotted in Big Creek Metro Reservation at the stroke of midnight mounding rocks. In any case, this ghost certainly is scary; one that any sensible person would not want to run into.
The ghost of a youthful lady drenched in blood was spotted hovering over Gardner Flats at the stroke of midnight. When distinguished the spirit came near the witness who then ran away. Folks who have made out this spirit claim this spirit gets pleasure from startling folks who come searching for spirits in Berea.
A very large moose came into view in the center of Abram Creek seeking a glove.
A huge steer was observed in a store in the Berea vicinity.
A space invader from another solar system became visible monitoring the scenery from the top of Cedar Point before dawn.
Christopher Columbus
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was seen ascending up from a manhole on a Berea residential road in the early morning hours.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object has frequently been witnessed on the water's edge of Jaquay Lake reading a newsletter.
The ghost of an elderly sorceress is frequently made out poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in
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Berea.
A guy with a large hole through his chest has been witnessed on frequent instances musicalizing on a guitar in a Berea trailer. A resident argues that this ghost can be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Berea some time ago.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space can frequently be witnessed in a mirror in a Berea home; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror.
A woman's body with a goat's head may be spotted time and again attempting to grab something in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area by the park headquarters.
A very large civet has occasionally been seen pondering right by the entrance to Cleveland Lakefront State Park.
A man with the head of a goblin is once in a while noticed looking for a photo next to a parked Nissan in a Berea parking lot on a dark night. Regardless of what, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A very large chinchilla has been observed on frequent instances shuffling orbs about very late at night
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Ghost Sightings From Berea
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Ghost Sightings From Berea
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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