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An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system is rumored to have been made out on many instances at Miller Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight enjoying the surroundings.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon may often be observed gathering sticks for a fire in Litzenberg Memorial Woods at night.
A gigantic kinkajou may be made out very often floating along Aurand Run around midnight.
A gargantuan aardvark has occasionally been noticed poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Benton Ridge.
A black snake that transformed into a woman has purportedly been made out on several occasions in a Benton Ridge secondary school late in the night marching the corridors. One thing is for sure, this is a bad spirit that you wouldn't want to encounter very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Benton Ridge
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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