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These are some lies we made up about Belpre.
The ghost of a civil war warrior can regularly be spotted slurping regular unleaded from a gas pump at a gas station in Belpre.
The phantom of an appallingly scorched lady has occasionally been seen searching for a shoe in Howes State Park around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is from time to time seen by Cedarville Bluff dining on a hotdog.
Marco Polo has been said to have been distinguished on a few occasions on the apex of Mount Logan in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the vista.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship can once in a while be observed verbalizing into the night as if someone besides was present.
The ghost of an engine driver was seen after midnight examining Coal Hollow in detail. The viewer got scared and ran off. In any event, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A giant addax showed up walking a Sheepdog on a dark night on a gloomy
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Belpre residential road.
A colossal eland was witnessed peeking through mobile home windows in Belpre at the stroke of midnight.
A lady devoid of a head appeared staring at the water by Goodfellows Park Lake Dam after midnight. The ghost did not appear to be bothered by the onlookers.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet
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was distinguished in the early morning hours drifting down Buffalo Run.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a wire around her neck has repeatedly been spotted guzzling water from Spenser Spring in the early morning hours.
An extremely menacing ghost is repeatedly seen rearranging orbs around in a metal boat on New Slag Tailings Pond. No matter what people utter, it's undeniably a scary ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
An ET from outer space has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of instances going through trash container on a Belpre residential road.
Frankenstein's Monster can be distinguished frequently on a Belpre lane at midnight.
A gigantic seal has from time to time been distinguished in Blue Rock State Park at the park headquarters going out of control.
A big menacing ogre is from time to time perceived staring at a guy snoozing in a bed in a house in Belpre.
An enormous goat has allegedly been distinguished on frequent occasions in an autopart store in the Belpre neighborhood.
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extraterrestrial may from time to time be noticed trying on a jacket in a Belpre flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Belpre
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Ghost Sightings From Belpre
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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